If i ever publish a best seller,

if would be titled "The Chronicles of Mom & Dad"

My old man is once again on some ship trying to make spare cash on odds and luck.
So my mom received this sms from him this afternoon & i read it for her since she was driving.

Koh:
Buy 4D. XXXX & XXXX - $10. XXXX & XXXX - $20big $10small. Please confirm tt msg is received.

Karen (using mom's phone):
ok. You should know that mum doenst know how to reply smses.

Koh:
Old dog can't learn new tricks.

end.

Dad = 1 Mum = 0

Obviously i didnt tell my mom what my dad said. But she found out on her own. So at least it shows she knows how to get to her inbox.