adrenaline kills brain cells

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne (Everton)

'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie (Villa)

'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.' - Barry Venison (ex-Liverpool)

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.'
- Thierry Henry (Arsenal)

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