A family of weirdos

The morning was spent staring at the new born in the family. It's another one of those 1st month baby showers.

The oldies were crowding around the baby boy when i heard one of them go,
"Did you hear that? So smart, he's learning to talk already."

Yes, i'm sure the 1month-old made an attempt at speech. He probably had gas.

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I swear my parents and I make the weirdest family of shorts(sorts). The wholesome 3 of us, look like little midgets.
You know your family is weird when the three of you drive to a vacant house and begin to climb in to check out the land area. The neighbours must have been rather appalled.
We're officially gonna view the place tomorrow, without have to climb over fences.

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